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double meaning jokes in hindi

Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt
Kya Sochti Hai...??
Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada "Bade" Ho
Gye hai...!!
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Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, "BAALON" pe...!!!
~O bhai sudhar jaa, hath jodta hoon,
salam aap ki soch ko

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,
Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar,
Pankhe Ke Neeche,
De Tacatac-Tacatac, De Tacatac-Tacatac...
Are Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi Har
Joke ganda ho...

Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar...!!!
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Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray
Sukhane Ka Taar.


Girl: - Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke
12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai
Thake Nhi Kya...???
Boy: - Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Main To Din Raat
Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai...!!


She: Pyaar Jhukta Nahin !
Me: Hmmm, sirf position leta hai
*Reported 69 times & blocked forever*
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